no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
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He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
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Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
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