Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
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