I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
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you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
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Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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