Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
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I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
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Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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