You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
So squirting runs in the family.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
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