Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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