he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
Randomize
