Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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