great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
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the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
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don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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