Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
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I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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