He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
Heard at work: Get out of my face before I cuntpunch you so hard your granddaughters have miscarriages. I love my job.
I'm moving there. Get me hired.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
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