Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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