i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.