I just pynch a tree in the face
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
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surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
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I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
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