IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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