Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
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