You just made me feel so damn special
People in love make me want to vomit
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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