i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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