If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
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Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
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James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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