just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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