just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
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I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
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Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
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