I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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