Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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