Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Floor bacon is actually really good
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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