I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
Randomize
