Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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