I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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