4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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