I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
Randomize
