Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
how drunk are you?
Several
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
Randomize
