he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
meet me or not, i'm out of control
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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