I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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