I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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