just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
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she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
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im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
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