She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
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