Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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