have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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