scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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