Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
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