He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
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just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
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Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
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