It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
Randomize
