We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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