no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
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Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
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Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
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