im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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