Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
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It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
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Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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