Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
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Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
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You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
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