Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
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Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
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There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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