Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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