The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
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