where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I forgot how hot balto sounded
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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