That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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