Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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