Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
So many bounce houses so little time
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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