I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
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Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
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he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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