if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
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her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
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I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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