David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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