hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
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Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
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Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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