I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
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