that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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