Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
At least life still wants to fuck me.
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